i am dying. i am dead. i have died.
And this, my friends, is how you advertise.
This is my new favorite commercial.
Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
j4mi:
Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
you have some unresolved issues
(Source: nervation)
people who deserve an award for being awesome
↳ Neil Patrick Harris
“We really had thought it through, financially, emotionally, relationship wise. We didn’t accidentally get pregnant. These kids come into the world with nothing but love.”
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
i fucking love the hannibal fandom like they don’t even try and explain themselves or defend hannibal they’re just so proud of the fact that their fandom is about eating people and shit its simultaneously adorable and real fucking terrifying
(Source: cchekov)
my mum’s boyfriend turned up earlier than he was meant to and my mum won’t be home for another hour and i didn’t know what else to do so i’m making him watch les mis and i think my mum’s going to kill me when i get home
HE’S SINGING? HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS
