Danja, 21, Winnipeg. Rooster Teeth/ Achievement Hunter fan. I live with my best friend and her three ridiculous cats. I say 'fuck' more often than I probably should. Tags are hit and miss with me, but I'm getting better. Monday's I apologize, but new RvB episodes come out so you can expect that to take over my blog until I calm down and control myself a bit. Usually trails off by Tuesday or Wednesday night.

yaoid:

speculationspectrum:

ninehundredyearoldtimelord:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

I didn’t understand that reference at first so I looked it up and apparently there were fifty-seven academics who theorized that Shakespeare was gay/bisexual.

Also, sonnet 57 is supposed to be about a guy that Shakespeare was in love with.

The Doctor remarks at one point in this episode that a skull looks like that of a Sycorax. Shakespeare claims he’s using that word, as he likes it. There is a Shakespeare character called Sycorax. #researchpayskids

I always love it when this shows up on my dash.

    filed under: always amuses me,

    captainbisexual:

    it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

      filed under: yuuuuuup,
      chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

      chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

      merrymaudlin:

      mercurykiss:

      thugburrito:

      My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

      NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
      So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

      It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

      An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

      So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

      My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

      I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

      What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

        filed under: cute, amusing,
        khanyoujohnlockndropit:

apocalyptic-bee:

Because of the table, for a second, I SWORE Sam was wearing booty shorts.

WHY DID YOU BREAK THE ILLUSION

        khanyoujohnlockndropit:

        apocalyptic-bee:

        Because of the table, for a second, I SWORE Sam was wearing booty shorts.

        WHY DID YOU BREAK THE ILLUSION

            filed under: omfg, rvb,
            mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

            mysticmoonhigh:

            rubee:

            what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

            You clearly don’t own a cat

              aurayafrost:

              I really missed the AI okay

              *cries endless tears of joy*

                  sunshineandabutterfly:

                  sunshineandabutterfly:

                  4 Years of 1D!

                  Great video! I def choked up! :)

                  This brings tears to my eyes.

                  5 young men touched my heart, reminded me how to laugh and smile when I needed it most a few years back, and for that I’ll always adore them.

                  4 years. A typical boy band mould broken. A world changed.

                  pardonmewhileipanic:

                  Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

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