i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
[BREAKS THROUGH DOOR] BE NICE TO THE RWBY TEAM.
[PUNCHES HOLE IN WALL] THEY WORK REALLY HARD, WITH THE LIMITED TIME AND BUDGET FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN ENJOY.
[TEARS SHIRT OFF] SHOW YOUR SUPPORT TO MONTY AND THE TEAM BECAUSE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM IS AN AMAZING PERSON, WHO TAKES TIME FROM THEIR BUSY SCHEDULES TO TALK TO YOU.
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
Tom with a baby
TOM wiTh a bA by
HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS
#i still love how arthur said that though#because he didn’t sound wholly mean#he was just like#you can’t address me like that silly kitten#you’ll get thrown in the dungeons again#don’t you see how only tiny you are?#cute little country boy with his cute little sass#*petpet*#and then of course#WHAT DID YOU CALL ME (via dragqueenmerlin)
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT
ARE THOSE DANCING CONDOMS
NOT THIS AGAIN
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)